Tom Hiddleston by Max Vadukul for Esquire , February 2012
sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
This is still my favorite post on Tumblr.
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
sitting in class. teacher is pulling up different archive websites. one comes up with a banner of a hedgehog.
i said “aw, hedgehog. i like hedgehogs.”
she responded “i prefer otters”
and i literALLY DON’T KNOW IF SHE WAS MAKING A SHERLOCK REFERENCE OR NOT.
I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. I JUST KIND OF