gerardwaythegay:

I’m guessing that emo smells like sweat and grease and sadness
rooks-reservoir:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

the functional alcoholic

the kick ass pedestrian
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rabioheab:

dropping out of school to move to the United States and become and illegal kinder egg dealer

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

lazypacific:

 
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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane