recentgooglesearches:

danny dorito

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

“they did it on mythbusters”
someone who’s about to win an argument  (via deserrt)
penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here
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drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??
vves:

flowers for you m’lady

the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

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bizarreismm:

An illegal inmate tattoo reading “Katie’s Revenge” on the forehead of convicted rapist and murderer Anthony Ray Stockelman. 
The tattoo was forcibly given to Stockelman while in prison by another inmate after learning that he had raped and murdered 10-year-old Katie Collman.

mariowiki:

Some gay ass nerd: Luigi is a bad character

Me:

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Gay ass nerd: Holy shit