Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god
Since us pansexuals, bisexuals, and asexuals “don’t exist,” we are able to walk through other planes and worlds of non-existence. This is why so very few of us can be found during winter and summer break; we are likely taking summer classes at Hogwarts or vacationing in Isengard-gard-gard.
fun lesbian fact #472: to become a lesbian, a woman must be bit by an alpha lesbian on a full moon. Contrary to popular belief if bitten any other time the woman would just turn into a bisexual.
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
I would be his girlfriend.
being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
whats Mozart doing right now?
The odd thing about people who have lots of books, is that they always want more.
heres that fucing cat lookin like its wearing circle lenses
i didnt know a cat could be prettier than most human beings.
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early prototypes for the Iron Man helmet